i feel i have no effect on my environment. what's great after that after you come out with that horrible feeling every day that follows you say it was a bad day but at least i didn't have to vote. i don't feel good. i don't. i literally never in my life --& >> have you felt -- >> felt good about some of it. really? these are the choices? isn't there a kill me now choice? >> who is your favorite comedian. who makes you life? >> a lot of them. you know, kathleen madigan is probably a great female comic. there's, you know, louis seekay. a lot of talented people. it's amazing. >> good luck on ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, >> your realtime captioner: linda marie macdonald >>> good morning, everyone. 8:55 your time. i'm frank mallicoat. get you caught up with some of the cbs 5 headlines now. >>> san mateo county sheriff's deputy shot and wounded a man acting strangely and laying on the caltrain tracks in downtown san jose. the rush hour confrontation last night disrupted caltrain service in the area for quite a while. police say the man was armed